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fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
me: i gotcha
me: [winks]
fbi agent: